School Bus

I was with my coworkers and for some reason we were in a school bus. My coworker Anni was driving. I knew the brakes were bad, but I didn't tell anyone. As we rounded a corner the bus would slow down but not enough. We crashed into a barrier and I hit my face on the seat in front of me. It knocked out three of my back teeth as well as chipping my front teeth and rather than being upset, I really wanted to post a picture of my ghetto teeth on facebook.

Then we were working in this hotel and sharing a room (we share an office in real life). We also were required to work the front desk once a week totally naked. I was concerned about this, but decided to call my mom for advice. Then I woke up. WEIRD.

Sizzler

I had a dream I worked at Sizzler and I was the waitress for my family. There was another girl sitting at the table with them and she WOULD NOT decide on a side. I must have told her the sides ten times, she just couldn't choose. It was my first time waiting tables, so I was also very nervous and I screwed everyone's orders up and this lady was so mean. . . I wish I had spit in her mashed potatoes, even if only in my dream.

Chaz

In my dream I was in the church office building and ran into someone from high school. I know that he is married now, but I didn't check in my dream, although it did cross my mind. I gave him a hug hello and he didn't let go. He pushed me into a broom closet and we made out . . . hard. I never actually have kissed this guy in real life or thought about him in years, but it definitely was a good broom closet make out with a married dude.

Cafe Rio

So I had this dream that a friend of mine bought a cafe rio and decided to live in it. He kept all the crazy furniture and the fake veggies and fruit. I moved in upstairs, which was the same room I live in now, except in the top of a cafe rio. Then someone decided that the banister to my room needed to be in cafe rio green. Weird.

Also in that dream I was at camp, some youth camp thing, and I was a youth. But it was snowing so hard and I refused to sleep outside so I stayed in a hotel and just watched everyone else through the window. I keep dreaming about warm summer things, but it's snowing- such as camping or my cruise or the beach.

I think I just really need summer and maybe a cafe rio salad.

Nap time

I have been sick over the last two days and not eating very much. I just took a nap and had a dream that I ate an entire bag of potato chips, carton of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food, Loaf of french bread with butter and a bag of cotton candy.

Is it an eating disorder if you binge in your dreams?

Cruise

So I was on a cruise, but rather than being there for fun I was working on the cruise in a singing group. We were cheesy, SUPER cheesy and anytime I tried to suggest anything, everyone would shoot down my awesome ideas. So I had to travel to our next destination on the cruise, but I went by car and got lost (I know, doesn't make sense). So I thought I was going to lose my job and was really upset. I stopped at a gas station thinking that maybe they could help me find where the ship was- they couldn't. So what was the solution? Smoking. Yeah, I decided to just start smoking, that made the most sense in my current situation. So I started smoking out of this weird filter thing. My friend Maren then showed up and tried to talk me out of smoking and back on to the cruise ship where I "belonged". I refused, continued to smoke, which led to me throwing up. And then I woke up . . .

Harry Potter

I was hoping my first real post would be something more exciting, but last night I had a dream that an 8th Harry Potter book came out and I was the very first to get it. The annoying thing was that everyone kept talking to me about it and I never actually got to read any of the book in my dream. But I can tell you this- the cover had a dragon on it.